👉 "Antibody vision enhancing techniques? Well, let's break it down. These are like superheroes for our eyes, armed with molecular gadgets that identify and latch onto specific invaders - think bacteria, viruses, or even bad hair days. They're basically our body's way of saying 'Hey, someone's wearing a superhero costume and needs to be caught!' But here's the kicker - they're usually a bit too precise, catching more than just the bad guys. Like, our good guys might get caught in a net of false positives, or worse, our bad hair day might end up being the real villain. Edgy example: 'The antibiotic vision enhancing techniques caught my nose in a swarm of 'dermatophagous lice' - literally, hair-eating lice from a medical standpoint.'"
